绿帽子的追记（English）

　　"No.5438th,pleasecometotheinjectionroomforawa..."thewaitingmanhurriedin,andinafewmoments,hecameout.

　　Isthishim?Thewholebodyhaschanged.Fromheadtotoetotoeisgreen,eventheclothesaregreen.Andwearingabiggreenhat.

　　Inlessthanamonth,allthepeoplearoundtheworldwereinjectedwiththeneedle,andallthewomen'smenwithtwoboatsonearthhadbiggreenhatsandbrightgreenskinandclothes.Anewracehasbeenbornontheearth-thegreenman.

　　Originally,thisisthekryptonbloodfamilytosolvetheproblemoftheearth'shumanfoodshortageandtheprincipleofphotosynthesisaccordingtothegreenplantfoundamajorinvention-54shaBchlorophyllextract.Thisliquidisinjected!Menwithtwoawawomenwithharmoniousfriendshavebiggreenhatsandbrightgreenskinandclothes,sothosepeoplehaveawa.

　　"MommyMommy,I'mfulltodeath,fullyuppie."Agirlwhowaswatchedbyagirlfriendoftwotreadmillsandtwogirlssaid,"Oh,oh,oh,oh,Iamfull,right?"Tobaskinthesun,thesunisnothungry."Attheendoftheday,hepulledthechildtodeathinthesun.Thechildthoughttohimself,"thebrainhasbeenhitbyacar."

　　"Boy,isithungry?"ThechildnoddedandhisheartwasMMp.

　　"Let'sdoitinthisway."ThechildwentbackhomeandplayedMinecraftforawhile.

　　Youngchildrenarenotaccustomedtothehabitofnoteatingbakedgluten,andsaytotheirmother,"Shitmonther!"Whydon'tweeatthedragonandhotsticks?"

　　Motherdidnotspeak.Shetookseveralpicturesfromherbookshelfandsaid,"Look!Thisistheoldking'shotbarwhentheLaodianofthetimeofthesoapslices,thenthespicythieveschickendelicious,itisspicyandspicy,canbeaddictedtochildren~,Ipullmymothertoeatallthehotstripsoftheworld,alasnow,thehotstripsarealleaten."

　　Mothersaiditasifthehotstripwasrightinfrontofher."Mother,Mother,what'sthehotstrip?Isitgreen,too?"

　　Themotherdidnotanswerher,dropbydropoftearsfellonthephotoofthespicystripposition.

　　Infact,theydonotwanttobesogreenwhentheyhavetwofeetonboard,butinordertobenice,theycanonlydothis,afterall,theyhavetwo.Sotheir54shaBchlorophyllextractiseffective,relyingonlightcooperationtomaintainlifeandmakechickens(themselves)greenerandmorepersonalized.Astudyofcivilizedscientistsfoundthatmanymenhadtwogirlfriendsawa,andtheyallhad"green"colorontheirheads,soscientistsinventedthe54shaBchlorophyllextract.

　　Afatherturnedoutapictureofhisgirlfriendwhenhewas18yearsold,andhischildsaid,"Oh,myf**ks**t.Dad,whyareyourhairandeyesblackandyourhandswhite?"

　　Thoseguyswhohavetwofeetontheboat'swifewillneverunderstandwhysingleDogisnotchanging.